Friday, April 18, 2008

Commisisoner Calus Enoma died of natural causes.

The sudden death of Edo State commissioner of Information in a hotel room some weeks ago was of natural cause. Confirming this in Abuja, the Inspector General of Police, Mr Mike Okiro said Claus Enoma died of serious cardiac arrest from respiratory infection. Therefore confirm rumours that has being making rounds since the incident happen at Precious Palm royal motel Ugbowo, Benin City. The gossip was that Calus Emona wife traveled out to England and he invited his University of Benin girlfriend to a night of sexual orgy. The gist has it that the honourable commissioner got high of some specail viagra call 701. In fact he was said to have taken double shots in anticipation of "action" only to die on top on the girl who got scared and ran away abadoning the corpse in the hotel room. As you will recall, the body was not found until three days later after the state government has decleared him missing and accused Comrade Adams Oshomhole of having kidnapped him. The state government gave Adams Oshomhole a three days ultimatum to produce the commissioner. But the state govenment has since appologised to Adams Oshomhole. His burial will be annouced soon and may his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen

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